Penis Fart

A botched Blowjob

That penis fart hurt!

by The haydero April 5, 2021

Jamin's Penis

The most mysterious creature on the planet, scientists have predicted that this object is the same size as Bigfoot. The penis of Jamin is known to have special powers like "rapid fire" and "steady aim" which has the ability to make any woman fall in love with that piece of steak. It is believed that this penis has the ability to turn women into stone. The song "Young, Wild, and Free" is based on this mythical object. There is only one picture of Sir Jamin's penis. The picture is believed to curse any man to see it, but will make a women pregnant upon viewing it.

Damn Walter have you heard of Jamin's penis and how it slated Hudgens in half?

by JtheAsian November 14, 2014

Exploding penis

Within Minecraft, this is an alternate name for a "creeper", so-called because it looks like a penis (a green one) and it explodes when it gets close to you.

Watch out, exploding penis to your left!

by TheSophera December 6, 2010

penis aids

An Std in your penis

My sister gave me penis aids.

by Potlicker April 20, 2018

dyslexic penis syndrome

(n.) When you're trying to have sex & the penis ends up in the anus instead of the vagina. Usually will piss off the female.

"Hey man, how was your date last night?"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"

by DSFan4Life April 6, 2010

Zorro Penis

An erect penis dressed up as Zorro.

After achieving a full erection, the creation of Zorro Penis was underway. A small black mask with 2 eye holes wrapped around the tip of the penis. A small cloth cape tied around the topmost part of the shaft. and a tiny, flat brimmed hat to top it all off.

by ClicksMcGee August 22, 2012

Summer Penis

A phenomenon in which high temperatures cause the penis to appear bigger.

"Dude, this heat is giving me some serious summer penis"

by Mericanjoe July 25, 2018