day of Pantone

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).

pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”

by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020

pantioca

N. the substance that appears in a females undergarments when confronted with a sexy man. Similar to 'panty pudding'. This is usually not controllable.

When I saw R. Patz at the laundromat I immediately got pantioca.

by lamer129 January 26, 2010

panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.

Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

by Big ram77 October 1, 2017

cargo panties

when a girl wears "tighty whities" to keep her ID, money, or whatever in the convenient "pocket" of briefs

Whenever Sonya goes dancing, she wears cargo panties so that she doesn't have to worry about parking her purse while she dances.

by Sonya_Begonia June 16, 2007

Pantload

Derogatory term used to describe someone engaging in irritating, frustrating or mindless behavior.

"God, you're such a pantload sometimes."

by Grimmlok July 13, 2006

pantiliner

absorbent multi-purpose shield with utilitarian self-adhesive backing. help me keep that 'fresh feeling' and my undergarments stain free after wild nights

lightdays, carefree

by msa November 20, 2003

panties in a knot

Agitated, upset, anxious. Cf. knickers in a twist.

Bitch, so I sold your children for crack! Don't get your panties in a knot!

by Octopod November 7, 2003