When a man whisks two large brown grade-A organic free range eggs and then proceeds to insert them into a females vagina via a turkey baster or funnel and then she squats over a hot frying pan and queefs the contents of her vagina. They then cook the eggs into a delicious omlette and sit down to a lovely Sunday Brunch.
Wife: "Babe, my parents are coming for brunch on Sunday. What should we make?"
Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"
Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"
by trythisitsamazing January 4, 2018
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if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.
1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.
1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"
Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"
Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"
by comrade susi wolf July 28, 2022
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Where an omelet is taken to a circle of men who ejaculate on it. The last person to cum on the omelet has to eat it.
by ember69 August 3, 2010
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Voila, you have an omelette.
Voila, you have an omelette.
by Tronno December 4, 2004
Get the omelette mug.A special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver's ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet
by Big Johnson 1195 June 20, 2010
Get the spanish omelet mug.Ejaculation into an unknowing victim's ear. After this step, the pinna, or exterior cartilage is folded over much like that of an egg omelet.
by Aquabat March 10, 2004
Get the omelet mug.After you ejaculate from simulating sex with your partner's breasts, you stir your penis around in the cum pooled on her chest and neck.
by SecretiveSean January 17, 2008
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