repeat offender

Any person who has the annoying habit of re-telling the same joke, repeating a phrase, or repeatedly singing a song while intoxicated.

OMG Ted was such a repeat offender with that lame-ass joke he told 100 times when he was hammered last night. I wanted to punch him in the face!

by mimiparker May 10, 2010

My nipples are offended

Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."

Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."

Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.

*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!

by LuxLupis February 12, 2013

Offense

to help a friend out with a member of the opposite sex by "talking them up"; A wingman will play offense for his buddy to help him get laid

Bro 1: "Dude that girl is so hot, play offense for me!"
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Bro 2 (to girl): "Hey what's up, have you met my friend Bro 1? He's captain of the football team and thinks you're pretty cute. You should talk to him"

Girl: "OMG OK"

by courthouse September 11, 2013

sexual sex offender

Your sleep paralysis demon

Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender

by Denys Swag September 2, 2019

Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.

I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.

by neo##### January 10, 2022

Offense spending

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.

The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.

by Kopernikus November 7, 2010

offendified

(v.) To be offended; typically used when being funny and/or cute as a replacement for offended.

I'm so offendified by your statement!

by A.N.Nightingale November 3, 2005