Noobi06

A person that sucks at every game and dont get any gains at the gym.

You're such a Noobi06

by TurboRS May 8, 2022

butt noogie

Taking one cheek and rubbing your fist on it. Then taking the other cheek and rubbing your other fist on it. Can't be your own cheeks.

"Wow, she just gave me the best butt noogie. She must've gone to school for it because she taught my ass a lesson!"

by blobfish202 September 25, 2016

Cum Noogie

Cumming into the nostrils of your partner, then they suck it down their nose into their mouth and spit it out like a loogie

You know shes wifey material when she asks for the cum noogie.

by Blame The Clown July 24, 2018

Nooging

The art of nooging refers to executing a perfect noog. It involves smoothly taking someones bag without them knowing, turning it inside out and rezipping it in the shortest possible time, and then prevent it's unnooging through, wrapping the bag in tape and/or paperclipping the zippers together.

Freshman: Man, I hate nooging.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.

by Trey Cole October 30, 2004

noobie cannon

A gun, most often in Counter Strike or a similar video game that is so good that nobody except a n00b uses it.

"Stop using the noobie cannon, you lamez0r!"

by dogfish October 16, 2006

Noobie Doobie

The most vicious and foul name to call a gamer. It is not to be used lightly and used only under extreme circumstances where it is pivotal to put a n00b back in his/her place.

"Being called a...:shudders:...please I do not wish to repeat that word again, we all know, made me realize that gaming is not my life path. At first I was deeply hurt, however now I realize it was for the best" - testimony from an ex-gamer circa 1999 after being called a noobie doobie

by mahintara yudthaya mahadilok pohp July 19, 2007

noobid

The act of being a newbie who's careless to read the manual and/or asks questions that stupefy himself.

By mixing the words "Stupid" and "Noob," we form "Noobid."

Stop asking dumb questions, you're so noobid!

by mammal December 10, 2003