Library perve

Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”

Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”

Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”

Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“

Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“

by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018

math perv

a teacher who thinks math is a perverted way

''see that math perv there make sure to cover your numbers before he ''fixes'' them''

by aesthetic ☻ February 5, 2018

Urban Pervs

The people who turned Urban Dictionary into basically a dictionary for holy virgins.

The urban pervs turn everything Perverted

by Basically Bitchy February 10, 2017

Silly perv

Someone that is pervy but also a bit of a twat thus the wonderful name silly perv. Just used as a jokey name or insult for your friends

“Ah Will you are a silly perv!”
“Hey I’m not”
“That’s what a silly perv would say”

by Chlo0805 October 31, 2020

turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo

"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"

by Duck perv February 14, 2021

Perv Node

A place where perverts meet or come together.

The college across the street can be a real perv node sometimes.

by GallagherDaMan420 April 9, 2012

Perve prang

A fender bender that is the result of perving on a distractingly good looking person outside the car. Whilst perving, you run into the back of the car in front of you, resulting in thousands of dollars of damage. Bonus points are awarded if he/she gives you their number... which isn't likely.

"What happened to your car man?"
"Just a perve prang... I didn't get her number but it was totes worth it"

by WRX4SALE December 28, 2011