Negabolity

A false positive, where the sum is not equal to the whole. Any negative thing that can or cannot be quantified, measured, put in a bucket, or stacked. Something out of whack, or in the wrong whack to begin with.

1. Bush's speech was full of negabolity.
2. Bear Stearns investment portfolio was negabolity.
3. My boss was immersing the entire office in his negabolity.

by Matt S Johnston January 15, 2009

nearky

A misspelling of the word 'nearly'.

Bob: hey, are you still comming to the party?

Lisa: yeah, im nearky there.

Bob: what?

Lisa: Sorry, i meant to say Nearly there.

Bob: oh, ok.

by yourafgt April 16, 2009

near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.

That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.

by ninjavee May 29, 2009

negadose

Noun that describes how much of an effective ingredient is contained in a dose of homeopathic medicine. An antonym to megadose. If a megadose contains a billion molecules, a negadose contains one molecule. Contrary to certain claims, taking a negadose cannot consist of taking less than nothing.

There is no way that homeopathic remedy can work because the active ingredient has been diluted down to only one molecule, and such a negadose cannot possibly be effective.

by TommH January 12, 2012

nearacle

When something astounding happens, but it's not quite a miracle, it's a nearacle.

"Hard to believe I got through that speed trap going 80. It's a nearacle!"

by Billiard Instructor April 6, 2012

near-nut experience

When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.

I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation

by TheSalts August 3, 2016

Nagareboshi

Japanese " Shooting Star "

The nagareboshi flew across the beautiful night sky.

by S4Msd June 7, 2016