Sockie Norris

Sockie Norris is one of the most beautiful girl in the Norris nuts, she's talented, kind, and the cutest out of all of the older nn kids and if you don't love her, the legend army won't like you and that's a fact
Person: omg she's really gorgeous
Legend: because she's Sockie Norris!!
by nazzysqftie January 18, 2022
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Chuck Norris

I can't define Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defines Urban Dictionary.
Chuck Norris
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There is no theory of evolution, only species Chuck Norris allows to live.
"The Dodo bird ceased to exist when one shit on Chuck Norris."
by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008
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Chuck norris is the all american hero he is amazing and uber
Chuck Norris won ww2 vietnam kicked out sadaam while making love to an amazing hot supermodel
by Yo September 09, 2004
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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the biggest badass on the planet. As a matter of fact, if you divide Chuck by zero, you get one... one badass that is! Some more proven facts about this badass are...

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
by gO:David August 23, 2009
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Chuck Norris

Before the universe was created Chuck Norris was already born. He befriended Space and Time. One day when they were playing, Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked Space and Time, thus resulting in what we now know as the Big Bang.
Chuck Norris told me not to make any examples of him or if I did he would roundhouse kick me in the face so hard it would destroy the universe he created.
by Chuck Norris' Bitch July 20, 2009
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Norris Nuts

The norris nuts are kind and amazing youtubers

they now have over 5 million subscribers and their fandom name is #LEGENDS the norris nuts consistently upload on all of their channels at least once every 2-3 weeks sometimes even less

they do videos like Gaming, Cooking Challenges and more <3

Follow me on Insta~ @bxbbles.nxrris
Sabre: "Hi Legends It's Sabre"
Sockie: "Sockie"
Biggy: "Biggy"
Naz: "Naz"
All: "And together where the Norris Nuts"
by BubblyNorris <3 December 19, 2021
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