Neato Burrito

A retarded attention seeking user who acts like a 12 year old on the PCMR Discord.

Neato burrito spams facebook memes.

by ViTaLC0D3R June 24, 2018

neato cheato

A fag word used by gaylords in New Zealand to deny women of their needs.

BABY, I NEED YOU

....neato cheato.

by UnsatisfiedPuta December 29, 2010

Neature

Fag that Can't spell and/or makes up new words

Nature is over used so I'll make up a word called Neature and try to start a trend with man bun people.

by Platypusarecool August 20, 2018

Neatomalectible

An adjective describing how 'neat' a noun is.

I'm posamitiverly neatomalectible...I really am

by R.a.w.r February 6, 2008

Neatomotherfuckingburrito

Neatomotherfuckingburrito is the extreme slang for the once popular phrase Neato Burrito. This new slang has become increasingly popular in the Chicago scene and is being used ever more often.

"What are you up to tonight?"
"Oh, I don't know, maybe going to the mall."
"Neatomotherfuckingburrito, can I come?!"
"Sure!"

by Bachochin June 19, 2008

neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

neatis

Square headed guy who isn't very good with money

You're such a neatis you owe me a tenner

by dr neato March 31, 2011