Mitt set

When you want to tell all of your friends how awesome of a night you had, but you’re too drunk to get the words out.

How was your night?

Brad: mitt set

by Eliseisms August 31, 2020

Mitt Moo

A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.

Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out

by Wetballs July 20, 2022

Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.

I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!

by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022

Mitts

In hockey slang, your mitts are your gloves

Benedict: Bro your mitts are so sty
Jake: Thanks bro

by salsa 7 😡 June 2, 2024

Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting
Synonym of brick

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

Clit Mitt

A woman who is about to have sex with someone but is blocked by a third person (usually a jealous friend) equivalent to a cunt stunt

Terrisia: Oh mah god Jenna, Ella just completely clit mitt me from that guy
Jenna: Aw you poor thing. Let's go take down that crazy jealous bitch.

by illhaveboobswithasideofboobs February 16, 2015