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schmuzz mitt

this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).
#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more
by flyingcow101 October 30, 2011
mugGet the schmuzz mittmug.

Mitt

mitt also means your face, is a delaware thing...
Get out of my mitt gerald
by mittougomyego September 20, 2017
mugGet the Mittmug.

Mitt set

When you want to tell all of your friends how awesome of a night you had, but you’re too drunk to get the words out.
How was your night?

Brad: mitt set
by Eliseisms August 31, 2020
mugGet the Mitt setmug.

Mitt Moo

A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.
Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out
by Wetballs July 20, 2022
mugGet the Mitt Moomug.

mitt

Someone who has a face that is extremely ugly especially in the early morning
“Dude I just woke up and I have a crazy mitt right now.
by Imagine dragon January 19, 2020
mugGet the mittmug.

Mitts

Boy howdy that boy got some mitts on him.
by AngeryPirate83 February 9, 2020
mugGet the Mittsmug.

mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”
Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man
by BallHoggerOfDeath December 7, 2024
mugGet the mitt manmug.

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