Mastorium

A synthesis of masturbate and auditorium. Refers specifically to a young man's messy room - his headquarters. Significant masturbatory activities occur within the mastorium; a cum dungeon.

Kun Snr: "Hi Kun, what are you up to?"

Middle Kun: "Just cleaning up my mastorium!"

by kooneyman July 5, 2010

Mintoxicating

Something that is so mint that you are intoxicated by how good it is.

Reece's peanut butter cups are mintoxicating, in fact, I am completely mintoxicated by them.

by Jodie-Jo September 1, 2010

Misconceive

to misunderstand, not make clear, misrepresent, not to get confused with

I love you, don't ever misconceive that.

by Slushy_Whistle April 28, 2011

miscommanication

The difference between what you told your husband/boyfriend/male coworker and what he actually heard.

"Honey, did you pick up my laundry on your way home?"
"No, I thought you told me to come home so you could do my laundry."
"I'm sorry, dear, but you are suffering from miscommanication, because that's not what I said at all!"

by happywife September 2, 2013

mastowering

Masturbating in the shower, quickly and/or efficiently. To make the distinction from 'masturbathe' (which can be a more drawn-out process).

Nothing like a good mastowering session to start the day right.

by someChick September 23, 2013

miscommunitext

A total misunderstanding in a text conversation because text is just text.

Sam: That's not what I meant.
Rhonda: Thats what you said.
Sam: well you couldn't hear the angst in my voice because it was just words so you didn't get my meaning. It was just another damn Miscommunitext.

by smallkawkvaccine April 2, 2015

miltoski

Tends to be a gay individual but is very funny and can talk to girls easily but not in a flirting way but as a friend

Don’t miltoski that boy

by Goofygoober321 February 22, 2018