miscommanication 

The difference between what you told your husband/boyfriend/male coworker and what he actually heard.

"Honey, did you pick up my laundry on your way home?"
"No, I thought you told me to come home so you could do my laundry."
"I'm sorry, dear, but you are suffering from miscommanication, because that's not what I said at all!"

miscommanication by happywife September 2, 2013

miscommunication. 

Noun: lack of clear communication, or distorted communication

So we told them we'd be at my house but we decided to go to Taco Bell instead. Then we told them to go to Corn's house, then to my house again. I don't know why they're angry. It was just a little miscommunication.

miscommunication. by miscommunication September 6, 2008

PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) 

A period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued

OMG, having a massive PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) after telling Jackie that I'd be interested in having No Strings Attached (NSA) sex with her - does she now think I'm not interested in her? Does she think I'm a player and this is my style? Should I clarify on our date tonight? Are we even on for tonight? Why won't she respond on BB IM? Why won't she answer my calls now? How do I make it right? Arghhh!!!

PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2010

text miscommunication error 

An event while texting where the recipient of your text gains the wrong meaning from your message.

You text "I'm really happy to be at work" to a friend. What you really mean is "I really don't want to be at work." Your friend thinks you are really happy to be at work and life is just grand for you. This is a text miscommunication error.

text miscommunication error by Patrick Keith Williams February 23, 2009

miscommunication 

Noun: lack of clear communication; distorted communication

So we told them we'd be at my house but we decided to go to Taco Bell instead. Then we told them to go to Corn's house, then to my house again. I don't know why they're angry. It was just a little miscommunication.

miscommunication by Whitewright July 21, 2006

Miscommunication 

Something that devin says repeatedly.

Devin- miscommunication

Random dude- ummm ok.

Miscommunication by Yeehawwaheey April 17, 2019

Miscommunication 

A word that a woman uses when she is wrong in an argument and cannot admit it.

Her: You said the game starts at 6:45, why are you leaving at 5:50?
Him: Because I have to warm up.
Her: Then why did you tell me it starts at 6:45.
Him: Because you asked me what time the game starts.
Her: You knew what I meant. Clearly I wanted to know what time you had to be there, not what time it started.
Him: You asked what time the game starts. How was I supposed to know you wanted to know what time I had to leave if you didn't ask me?
Her: it was just a miscommunication.

Miscommunication by Mrcheswick February 28, 2022