miscommanication

The difference between what you told your husband/boyfriend/male coworker and what he actually heard.

"Honey, did you pick up my laundry on your way home?"
"No, I thought you told me to come home so you could do my laundry."
"I'm sorry, dear, but you are suffering from miscommanication, because that's not what I said at all!"

by happywife September 2, 2013