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Mansturbate

When a guy masturbates while thinking of another man. Can also apply to lesbians or anyone who is normally attracted to women in any other circumstance
I like girls, but I would go gay for (insert guy here). I even mansturbated to him last night
by AM/FM March 3, 2011
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Minster

as it is obviously shown by the first definition, Minster is a town in mid west ohio populated by the most stuck up people on earth. they are too excited over their overrated sports and like sniffing their own farts. Most are wealthy and like talking about their new things. Minster people care only for themselves and will screw anyone else over. They are always right, and you are always wrong. Also, the cops suck and pull people over for no reason. Never go to Minster. NO ONE LIKES YOU (CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP)!
You: Where was Jesus born?
Minster citizen: Minster!
by Mercer County Rules December 18, 2011
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manstruation

A homosexual man who bleeds from the rectum once a month; generally believed to be a psychosomatic effect on only the gayest of the gays.
Yo bitch, is it that time of the month? F-cking manstruation again. I don't mind poop dick, but the bloody poop is such a clash of colors.
by pornhorn55 January 9, 2010
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mainstream clothes

The common, typical items of clothing especially worn by teenagers. These clothes consist of:

-Superdry
-Hollister
-Abercrombie and Fitch
-Jack Wills
-Mustard Chinos (boys)
-Jeans
-Polo shirts

The average teenager would be seen wearing these.
Person One: Today, whilst in town, I saw 46 Superdry coats and 27 boys wearing those Topman mustard chinos.

Person Two: Urgh, god. Yeah everybody at the minute is wearing stuff like Hollister and Jack Wills. I can't stand all the mainstream clothes!
by thecrazygingerchap June 1, 2011
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Minsturbate

Original meaning: Mind-masturbate or masturbate with your imagination or mind.
Better used as: have to think so hard about something that it's almost like you have to masturbate with your mind.

Or simply use the short MM for mind-masturbate.
Bill: Dude, what's up, you look fuck-up!
Gabe: Man, the exam was so hard, I had to minsturbate the answer!
by benweiss9 September 10, 2010
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minstant

A minstant is a time frame between a few seconds and a minute.

It is a combination between the words "minute" and "instant."
"I've got to drop off a check, I'll be back in a minstant."
by lil'le December 11, 2009
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Mansteris

A guy you mess around with when you hang out with him for no apparent reasion. You do this even though you know better, it happens almost everytime you hang out. This is how someone becomes a Mansteris. These can be good things or bad things. Mansteris(s) can become very negitive people in your life and an object your friends will use to make fun of. You and your mansteris(s) activities usually take place in random places when you don't think your friends are looking.
(1)Hey Rebecca, there goes your mansteris, boR.
(2)Omg! she made out with her mansteris in the woods at his party!?
by [Letsgo4awalk] September 30, 2006
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