miles heizer

white twink who likes dogs

miles heizer please post something we are begging

by jjjuuuulllleeeeyyyaaahhh November 16, 2020

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Running a mile

When two people run off to make out for a long period of time; enough to make them look like they ran a mile.

Samantha: "Those two were definitely running a mile, they were gone for an hour!"

Jennifer: "They might as well have been running two, look at them!"

by lookissokay March 5, 2017

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delivery miles

Any female who has only ever had sex with one man.

Tell me about your new girlfriend?

Her name is Lisa. Blonde, looks after her figure, and best of all... delivery miles!

You lucky bastard!

by pisshole, shithole, fuckhole May 12, 2016

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the man who killed so many peoples free time, fucked so many women with 3-colum notes, literally jumped over China's Great Wall with the power of poetry and took over half of Eurasia while drinking warm milk from a suspiciously large computer bag. ALL ON A POETRY DEGREE!

Mr Miles says that you shouldn't confuse, commonly confused words, but I'm still gonna forget what the difference between effect and affect because he gives too much homework.

by Kathy Rice November 6, 2018

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