delivery miles

Any female who has only ever had sex with one man.

Tell me about your new girlfriend?

Her name is Lisa. Blonde, looks after her figure, and best of all... delivery miles!

You lucky bastard!

by pisshole, shithole, fuckhole May 12, 2016

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The Smoker's Mile

When a group of people walk around in random directions in a public place trying to hide the fact that they are smoking weed.

One time late at night in a parking lot, my friends and I walked around the perimeter passing a blunt back and forth while keeping an eye out for campus security. Had I known we would be out attempting the Smoker's Mile, I would have brought my running shoes.

by yogi-bear December 23, 2008

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miles heizer

white twink who likes dogs

miles heizer please post something we are begging

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mr miles

the man who killed so many peoples free time, fucked so many women with 3-colum notes, literally jumped over China's Great Wall with the power of poetry and took over half of Eurasia while drinking warm milk from a suspiciously large computer bag. ALL ON A POETRY DEGREE!

Mr Miles says that you shouldn't confuse, commonly confused words, but I'm still gonna forget what the difference between effect and affect because he gives too much homework.

by Kathy Rice November 6, 2018

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