Doing a Metro

As an Admin on a Squad server accidentally switching the map in the middle of a live round.

More and more admins are doing a Metro on our server.

by Svaran June 24, 2021

retro metro

The resurgence of popularity in old-school men's grooming products, like straight-razors and shaving brushes and soap, dress attire, and cocktails. Made popular by shows like Mad Men. Differs from "metro" in that it is a more gentlemanly way for a guy to spend time maintaining his appearance. It emphasizes the notion of the "classic gentlemen".

"Hey Joe, did you just get a haircut?"

"Yeah man, I went to the barber shop for a cut and straight razor shave. I'm going retro metro."

Girl 1: "See that guy wearing the three piece suit and drinking a vodka gimlet?"
Girl 2: "The one with the fedora?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, he's hot - totally retro metro."

by themanlygentlemen June 24, 2012

Metro Spectrum

The Metro Spectrum is the term that defines the full range of metro-sexual traits typically reflected in a man's hygiene, fashion choices and grooming habits.

In a sentence:
"My friend tends to be a little on the high end of the Metro-Spectrum."

On the low end of the Metro Spectrum are men who don't seem too concerned with outward appearances. In the middle are men who enjoy nice shoes and fitted shirts. Things like trimmed arm hair and a shaved chest are found on the high end.

From low to high:

Gary Busey
Zach Galifianakis
Will Ferrel
Guy Fieri
Daniel Craig
Justin Timberlake
Ryan Seacrest
Tim Gunn

by Coltronx November 23, 2011

metro boomin

metro boomin make it boom

a song by boogie wit da hoodie, "metro boomin make it boom. anything to get to you."

by ihavenegativerizz May 2, 2023

London Metro

A reverse Eiffel Tower. 2 girls riding one guy, either facing each other or different directions.

“Bro I hooked up with 2 aphis last night. Took them on the London Metro”
“That’s so raftus bro”

by homelessbozo August 31, 2022

Metro Sexual

Someone who's sexually straight but socially gay.

Richard Simmons is such a metro sexual with his getup and exercise routine.

by Asian Dude 428 June 10, 2021

D.C. Metro

The most piece of shit mass transit system ever erected by the U.S. government. It not only runs late and is unreliable on every aspect whatsoever, it smells like garbage and you might get tetanus or AIDS just by sitting or holding on to the rails inside the car.

The stations have racist cops, their escalators never work, and when operating it sounds like an elephant getting smashed by a garbage truck. The stations are never air conditioned despite bragging about having installed new ones. Their also frequently visited by ugly people.

Some violent incidents and grievances occur on the Metro on a daily basis. These include drivers leaving the wheel and fighting the passengers, hobos stabbing people randomly, and gays obnoxiously bragging about the pointless shit they buy at the Georgetown Banana Republic.

Also expect to wait 20 to 30 minutes for a train. You can check when a train is coming by the oh-so-efficient new Metro app except it doesn't fucking work, 'cause there is never service!

Due to high crime rates and drug trafficking, D.C. Metro no longer offers services to Northeast D.C., mainly the Howard/Shaw stop.

Washingtonian 1: "Hey why hasn't the train arrived yet? I've been standing here for 45 minutes. And the person next to me smells like shit."

Washingtonian 2: "What are you, fucking retarded? You're using the D.C. Metro to get to work?"

by SweatyDCBallsack July 22, 2010