the messages

the groceries (Ireland)

I'll be stopping off after work to pick up the messages for dinner. What do you have a taste for?

by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022

Messiah

A hot guy who is very caring and nice. Every girl is after him, but when he finds that one girl nobody else matters but her to him . Usually are together with a girl who's name starts with a k. When you get him never let him go, also very smart and athletic

Hey, do you know messiah ?
Well yeah duh who dosnt !! hot. dick love kind caring

by Messiahismynames September 14, 2016

Messianic Complex

a state of mind in which an individual holds a belief they are, or are destined to become, a savior.

Jesus had a messianic complex.

by Amelle April 9, 2012

Secret Message

while you are getting some dome you spin around so that your dick is tucked between your legs and pointing directly behind you. then get down on all fours(hands and knees) then continue to copp dome. Then just as your about to blow your load the giver turns his or her head so that thier ear as at the tip of your penis and then let 'em get the secret message!

"come over here, i got a secret message for you"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"

by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009

I approve this message

A suffix-phrase attached to the end of any sentence, especially insults, to make you sound like a douche-bag politician. Particularly useful in accentuating the in-your-faceness of an insult.

Listen Bob, I'm tired of finding dirty dishes in the sink and picking up the dirty boxers you leave all over the bedroom. Get your ass in gear, you slovenly piece of crap, or I'll walk right out that door forever--Oh I will--but not before shoving your disgusting underwear down your throat.

I'm your girlfriend, and I approve this message.

by SparklMotion November 3, 2008

Lionel Messi

The best soccer player of all time. Lionel was born in Romario, Argentina, and plays for FC Barcelona. He may be standing at a mere 5'7, but his amazing skill makes up for it. Most people love him, but all 11 Real Madrid thinks he sucks. Shut up and realize that he is better than Ronaldo. He has not YET won a world cup, but we are all rooting for him in June!!!!

Real Madrid fan: Hey, did you see that amazing play Ronaldo

Random Kid: Oh, you mean that tap in 2 inches from the goal, if you want to watch a real play, watch
Barcelona's game tomorrow so you can see Lionel Messi

by Yodeling Walmart Kid123 June 7, 2018

text message breakup

The ultimate sign of disrespect in the modern world. Might as well slap them across the face with their own hand made belt that used their own back skin. Then you will also be looked down upon by your friends and you ex's friends for most likely. Ever.

text message breakup:::::: that man ho he txt msg BO with me. (army of people with weapons outside of his house) @!#$@#$@# you #$%%%$
#@

by Jake ST January 14, 2008