Mersey

A large river full of shit

Jess halls mouth is like the Mersey

by Jessbabyy January 16, 2019

merced-out

To kill or beat someone within an inch of their life.

Also, to snuff or whipe someone/something out with one hit.

The kid with the pink skully got merced out.

He merced-out my sour patch kids because I was giving him the crook eye.

by crash February 25, 2004

Yellow Mercedes

A cocktail containing Lemonade, Monster Energy Drink and Vodka.

I drink my yellow mercedes hastily to become inhebriated.

by Johnothan Pops September 16, 2008

mercedes

car likely owned by egotistical europeans who think that they're better than everybody, especially americans.

and the internal combustion engine was invented by Nicolaus Otto first, not Karl Benz

i would take a muscle car over a mercedes any day

by nonamynous November 16, 2006

Mercedes-Benz

Automobile manufacturer founded in 1890, and has since contributed some of the finest mass produced automobiles in history, as well as being a name synonymous with luxury and performance. Sadly since thier merger with Chrysler (The pimple on the ass of the American automotive market) in 1998, thier quality has noticably taken a massive hit.

I used to own a Mercedes Benz, but I would much rather own a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

by preppyguy21 August 20, 2004

merked

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

by Matt Hawkins August 22, 2005

Meredith

Meredith's are liked by most. They are bubbly and usually good at things involving singing, acting, art, etc. They are usually blonde too but can be ginger or brunette. Their problem is the treat their boyfriends very poorly for they are secretly in love with someone else. People are very jealous of Meredith's and Meredith's are commonly jealous of other people whom try to steal what's "theirs" away from them. Meredith's can be complete jerks sometimes but at others they are really nice and good friends. Meredith's mean no harm but are very intimidating and can be bitchy people. People who befriend or date Meredith's should be careful because one day that Meredith will dump em and go after the one they truly love...and that person will have to stop obsessing over their Meredith because that tends to happen when one gets involved with a Meredith. Every poser wants to be Meredith and be Meredith's friend... except the ones who know better...and know what a TRUE Meredith really is...

1. Ronnie: See that girl?
Kevin: Yeah?
Ronnie: That's Meredith she's super awesome...
Kevin: Yeah she seems it
2. Janice: See that girl?
Greg: Yeah?
Janice: That's Meredith she's a great person and I wish we were friends!
Greg: Oh cool
3. Hallie: Hey see that one?
Gina: You mean Meredith?
Hallie: Yeah...she hates me...
Gina: Oh that stinks...

by pseudonym689018382943 July 11, 2010