Millenial

A single person belonging to an entire generation of human morons (i.e., noobs) responsible for developing flashing green lights that indicate a left turn can be made rather than the old tried-and-true green arrow, as if it is an improvement.

Jane: "Did you see that new, super annoying flashing green light in town?"
Ry: "Heck yes, I did! I saw some old guy get rear-ended there last week because he didn't know he could make a left turn."
Jane: "Yeah, I thought the green arrow was pretty straightforward. The change must have been the work of some stupid millenial."
Ry: "Agreed."

by Alpha grouse February 26, 2018

millenial male

The product of years and years of social conditioning on behalf of the gay elite and the Illuminati. A failure by any measure. Addicted to substances and woefully inadequate in mind, the millennial generation has been

brainwashed by political, social, and economic propaganda straight from the womb. A sissyboy who cannot for the life of him be bothered to treat women with basic dignity and respect but instead foregoes any meaningful relationships with them in favor of porn.

A millenial male is the worst thing one could aspire to imitate.

by Don'tbother November 20, 2017

millenial handshake

When two or more individuals are too occupuied by their mobile devices that they run into each other and continue on without so much as a word.

He walked away from a millenial handshake angered by his break in concentration

by Gstergg July 13, 2017

mellenium homo

Like calling a person or something 'gay' but with a stronger emphasis. Likening the gayness to that of the world's for the past few years.

epopolinsky's whole style is some serious mellenium homo.

by tensai June 3, 2004

Mellonballing

Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.

I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre

by themellonchef February 12, 2018

Pre-Millenial

Something that was common before 2000 A.D.

"Will Smith is so pre-millenial"

by TTRIGG July 16, 2009

Red Mellon

Ingesting too many Amphetamines followed by one large bong hit will result in the subjects face to become a deep red color. followed by fever like symptoms.

I can't go to class today, I've got the worst case of Red Mellon

by Seduders October 28, 2009