messy

To be completely and utterly inebriated beyond belief.

Person #1: Dude, you were so messy last night.
Person #2: Like, messier than Jordyn Greason?
Person #1: No, noone has ever been such a mess as she.

by manyperson August 7, 2009

Messy Sundae

the scene created when tossing a bitch's salad after she's taken a shit but before wiping that ass

Immediately after Jenna pinched a humongous loaf, I ate that nasty hoe's messy sundae for desert!

by K-Ant March 13, 2008

messy mud pie

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she shits on ur hands. You then eat some of the shit and smear the rest on her ass and then proceed to devestate her butthole

Man, Monique shit on my hands and i had the best messy mud pie ever. I swear it tasted just like chocolate

by The Mannnnnnn November 7, 2008

Dong Meister

The act of munching multiple dongs at the same time.

"I'd watch out; that dude looks like a dong meister."

by IIPhasmaII May 14, 2016

pimp meister

The BIGGEST pimp in the world EVER. He does business around Woking and is known as 'MR Moody' or the 'pimp meister'

Matt: doesn't the pimp meister have a wife know?
George: Yerp names Janice innit
Joe: OH i thout that was a hippopotomus

by nocheesetonight August 2, 2007

Meister Drop

Synonym for a Jagerbomb only much cooler. (aka jager drop shot into red bull)

i feel terrible, musta done to many meister drops last night with the ho ho's.

by seany hart October 28, 2006

messy sailor

A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.

After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.

by Ginz June 23, 2008