Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat

When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.

Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.

by max meat July 20, 2010

stat mat

Status material; a quote or saying that is worthy of using as a facebook/twitter status.

Ali: If my children aren't cute, I'm gonna beat them

Araf: That's stat mat

by alimf92 June 3, 2010

Slippery Git Mat

A near friction free disc seperating the slipmant and platter of a professional turntable. Greatly aids the manipulation of a record on the turntable

This slippery git mat is really slippery

by Darren Lambert March 27, 2004

Air Mat Brown Eye

While staying at a friend's house, bringing a chic home ,hitting it doggie style and sticking it in a girls butt without her permission, usually on an air matress.

"Mike Air Mat Brown Eyed that chic from the bar last night."

by Vic Brown January 10, 2009

straw mat

A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem

Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.

by Mikey DeM March 13, 2009

Georgia welcome mat

Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.

I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.

by TomH January 16, 2008

laundry-mat

A place where poor people go to clean their clothes, then they reuse them.

From Will & Grace: Season 5, Episode 21, Dolls and Dolls

KAREN: What is this place? It's pretty.

KAREN KNOCKS ON THE GLASS WINDOW OF A DRYER.

KAREN: Where are the fish?

JACK: No, Karen. It is a "laundry-mat." People come here to clean their clothes. Then, they reuse them.

KAREN: Why, poor people are just plain clever. I wonder why they can't figure out a way to make more money.

JACK SHRUGS.

by Michael Michael Michael April 19, 2008