masturbate

To cuff the duke!!! this is for the hardcore masturbaters. this is modern slang. It means to really rub out a good one A good place to cuff the duke is in a roomates bed while he is out pleasuring his lady friend. cuffing the duke is great when done alone or with mulitple partners. I recommend cuffing out many dukes today.

I am going to cuff the duke(masturbate hardcore), do not disturb!

by Erik S April 30, 2006

Masturbator

a master baiter on a fishing boat,

Jon has become a masturbator, he is no longer just the baiters aprentice

by c.w.b.b.w.c. May 10, 2006

masturbative

An agent encouraging tendencies to masturbate.

That picture of her ass was perfect for masturbative purposes.

by SecondFloorWhore June 5, 2003

masturbate

Scratch your itch, diddle the skittle, wanking

"Wut r ur plans for tonite rhonda?"
"No plans. Prolly gonna sit at home n' masturbate."

by GypsieGurl7892 April 30, 2014

masturbate

to pleasure oneself; to extract semen manually

Today Johnny wanted to masturbate, but was worried that his mother would catch him and tell him that he would go blind.

by Skeet Masta May 17, 2006

masturbation

a handshake with yourself

Dick is satisfied with his boss, because of the firm and warm masturbation.

by Natsu April 10, 2006

Masturbate

Put some mayonaise on the knuckle sandwich, shake hands with uncle dick

I was putting some mayonaise on my knuckle sandwich when my mom walked in

by Humpty August 17, 2003