Making Tuna

(V): When a black woman queefs.

I was ordering a foot long at subway when the black woman behind the counter started making tuna.

by The big tuna February 9, 2019

Making a soufflé

When you and your bro have to take a dump at the same time but there is only one toilet bowl so you both straddle it and sit face-to-face. The volume of poop is so great that it rises above the water level and resembles a cooked soufflé.

“Dave just bought a home and Ted suggested making a soufflé in his brand new bathroom because the other toilets were occupied.”

by Devoooo April 25, 2019

Makinlee

Makinlee is the coolest person you'll ever meet. Everyone loves hanging out with her because she's so fun. Makinlee's are sweet, smart, cute, funny, and cool. Makinlee's are super kind to everyone but some people are jealous of her because she's so awesome. Makinlee's are always perfect and are great friends. Makinlee's are very talented and are amazing at everything they do. If you know a Makinlee then you are one of the luckiest people in the world.

Makinlee is the coolest person ever.

by holaaa:) May 24, 2021

masindi

Masindi is a beautiful Venda name the meaning is Outstanding beautiful person so if your name is masindi then your outstanding and beautiful 🤩

Hi my name is masindi .

by Iluv.jayla April 19, 2022

Markinsons

A disease related to Parkinson’s Disease but only affecting those who play table soccer. Symptoms include a rapid shaking of the handle in a small range of degrees whenever the opposing side gets a hold of the ball, resulting in the eventual wear and tear of the handles resulting in the need for superglue to fix them. Those affected by Markinsons usually are extremely delusional and think highly of themselves and their capabilities, most of the time overestimating themselves and spinning at least one handle in a rapid manner and doing a medium-speed 360 degree turn going in a sideways direction away from the table itself, while thinking of how good they are for scoring 1 point against someone that put minimal practice effort in after a lot of effort while putting his own full potential in, which is in deed limited. Less common but unique symptoms include sudden bursts of motivation and bragging about how good they are at one subject and how they will put full effort in it, followed by a few days of effort and note taking and then giving up.

(In a casual table soccer game)
Mark: *suffers from markinsons*
Me: Bro, you have Markinsons or something? Why you shaking the handles like that
Mark: It’s a good strat bro, it reflects all shots!
Me: Ugh
Mark: *Markinsons Intensify*

by pitogyros69 May 18, 2022

Reverse Malkin

Launching a vicious, factually-challenged, hate-filled personal attack against someone, then claiming the mantle of victimhood when called on your smear job. See Also projection.

Ann Coulter is also a master of the Reverse Malkin. She smeared the 9/11 widows, then cried foul when she was called on it!

by J. A. Baker October 25, 2007

Territory Marking

The act of posting pictures on social media of you with your romantic partner and tagging and/or captioning the pictures with "bae", "bf/gf" so if someone looks up your partner, it is made blatantly clear that your partner is taken and in a relationship.

Gina wanted keep hoes away from her boyfriend Johnny, so she went territory marking on Facebook, posting numerous pics of her and her boyfriend.

by Emax November 12, 2014