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Wal-Martian

(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart
"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"
by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds March 13, 2012
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matias martina

somone who does not like to eat women. He is sexy which compensates for the size of his penis.
Person 1: Wow had sex with my befriend last night, he is such a Matias Martina.
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!
by Matias Martina May 14, 2015
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Rafaela Martian

An amazing girl and all around funny person. Rafaela Martian will be with you to the very end. She will always be your friend, even if your rude to her. Kind of shy, but once you get to know her, you'll see her true personality. RAFAELA IS A NAME ONLY GIVEN TO RUSSIANS OR ARMENIANS
"I can't believe i met a Rafaela Martian today"
by ellegrak May 20, 2017
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tate martinson

Sexiest dude in the world ; so fucking hot, biggest penis ever
by c los salad bar October 10, 2017
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Oscar Martinalebellebolalele*click click*tinez

The czehican Jack Nicholson Elf boi
Do you know the boi Oscar Martinalebellebolalele*click click*tinez
by Papa Sunday May 3, 2018
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The Martian Filler

The process of pouring dirty bong water up someones ass, and then inserting a straw into the hairy cocktail and taking gentle sips.
Nigga bent over and it took point 5 of a second to give him The Martian Filler.
by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019
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The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
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