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The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
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When a group of women (whores) go out and plan on getting dick and fucking every single guy they see to make themselves feel good.
Don’t worry baby it’s just girls activities, I promise nothing is going to happen, don’t worry.
by pooptoes June 04, 2021
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