a girl who is HxC attractive, and is mostly white except for a black girl bootay.
one who is scene but they dont really think they are
one who is scene but they dont really think they are
by 1337 5K337 January 11, 2009
Get the marcella mug.Mancelona is a small town in the Northwest region of Lower Michigan. It's a town full of hicks where the only thing that kept the town alive was a factory in the south side of the town. Once that went away, everything went downhill. Finding a job is next to impossible unless you want to be part of the 300 people that work at the one McDonalds in town.
If you are a minority, this town is not for you because the town is 99% white. If you have children, have fun walking past the house that is sitting across the middle school and near the Library that has a child molester in it. There is even a graveyard right next to the Elementary School. That's actually the only cool thing about Mancelona. Also the 30,000 churches in the town makes it so that you can choose from the wide variety of religions. Mostly Christianity.
If you are a High School student, enjoy the numerous parties and tons of pot heads that roam throughout the school. Also the fact that once every one to two weeks, a girl is pregnant. What more can I say except that Mancelona sucks. That is all.
If you are a minority, this town is not for you because the town is 99% white. If you have children, have fun walking past the house that is sitting across the middle school and near the Library that has a child molester in it. There is even a graveyard right next to the Elementary School. That's actually the only cool thing about Mancelona. Also the 30,000 churches in the town makes it so that you can choose from the wide variety of religions. Mostly Christianity.
If you are a High School student, enjoy the numerous parties and tons of pot heads that roam throughout the school. Also the fact that once every one to two weeks, a girl is pregnant. What more can I say except that Mancelona sucks. That is all.
"Hey, have you heard of Mancelona?"
"Fuck No!"
or
"Hey, have you heard of Mancelona?"
"You mean that piece of shit full of inbred retards. Yes I have...."
"Fuck No!"
or
"Hey, have you heard of Mancelona?"
"You mean that piece of shit full of inbred retards. Yes I have...."
by discoloredurine May 21, 2010
Get the Mancelona mug.noun. a person who resembles and acts like a socially retarded dnacing sprite.
verb. being suddenly forced to bare unwilling witness to unacceptable interpretive dance in a household space or in ones personal space.
verb. being suddenly forced to bare unwilling witness to unacceptable interpretive dance in a household space or in ones personal space.
noun: As Dirk came out of his room, he was bewildered by a Macelroy performing the splits between two walls.
verb: While enjoying the comfort of home in the company of friends, Jarek Manquggo and Umgay Lipo were unabashedly Macelroy'd by means of a spinning pirouette by THE Macelroy.
verb: While enjoying the comfort of home in the company of friends, Jarek Manquggo and Umgay Lipo were unabashedly Macelroy'd by means of a spinning pirouette by THE Macelroy.
by Gorm A. Sobsi November 20, 2007
Get the Macelroy mug.the female version of a bro-mance.
when two girls are comfortable enough with eachother to the point that they are nearly romantic...but not lesbian.
when two girls are comfortable enough with eachother to the point that they are nearly romantic...but not lesbian.
1. The girls showered together because they were part of a hoe-mance
2.
Girl 1: Aww i love you...no homo.
Girl 2: Awww i love our hoe-mance
2.
Girl 1: Aww i love you...no homo.
Girl 2: Awww i love our hoe-mance
by lizbrez January 23, 2009
Get the hoe-mance mug.The men;Work and then come home to drink Rakija
The women;Cook graf all day
The children;Study all day because a "B" is like getting an "F"
The Baba;Makes kifle for the decina
The Dedo;Gives you money and drinks lots of liquor and thinks lamb is good :X
The teta;Revolves her life around the fortune told in the tursko cafe cup
The Tetin;thinks hes the only one whos knows how to cook lamb on a rotisary
The Neighboors;Wonder why the Macedonian wedding have to be so damn big and why we make a spherical oval and dance around
The women;Cook graf all day
The children;Study all day because a "B" is like getting an "F"
The Baba;Makes kifle for the decina
The Dedo;Gives you money and drinks lots of liquor and thinks lamb is good :X
The teta;Revolves her life around the fortune told in the tursko cafe cup
The Tetin;thinks hes the only one whos knows how to cook lamb on a rotisary
The Neighboors;Wonder why the Macedonian wedding have to be so damn big and why we make a spherical oval and dance around
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macedonians
macedonians
by zibbay baayyyy April 29, 2009
Get the macedonians mug.Tito: You know what would really piss off those fuckers? If I made a country called Macedonia.
Stalin: LOL, that's awesome!
Stalin: LOL, that's awesome!
by Nikolai Jerkov July 9, 2007
Get the macedonia mug.Tall, dark, and handsome. Great conversationalist. A man who could hold his end of a debate and not be obnoxious about it. Bangin' body. So determined. German chocolate cake lover. Best space saving laundry folder. Awesome listener :P Someone who will raise his children according to his parents. And well, so cute.
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