Mancelona 

Mancelona is a small town in the Northwest region of Lower Michigan. It's a town full of hicks where the only thing that kept the town alive was a factory in the south side of the town. Once that went away, everything went downhill. Finding a job is next to impossible unless you want to be part of the 300 people that work at the one McDonalds in town.

If you are a minority, this town is not for you because the town is 99% white. If you have children, have fun walking past the house that is sitting across the middle school and near the Library that has a child molester in it. There is even a graveyard right next to the Elementary School. That's actually the only cool thing about Mancelona. Also the 30,000 churches in the town makes it so that you can choose from the wide variety of religions. Mostly Christianity.

If you are a High School student, enjoy the numerous parties and tons of pot heads that roam throughout the school. Also the fact that once every one to two weeks, a girl is pregnant. What more can I say except that Mancelona sucks. That is all.

"Hey, have you heard of Mancelona?"

"Fuck No!"

or

"Hey, have you heard of Mancelona?"

"You mean that piece of shit full of inbred retards. Yes I have...."

Mancelona by discoloredurine May 21, 2010

Mancellation 

When a man has set plans with his girlfriend, and cancels last minute to go out with the boys.

Jane was made at Mark because of his last-minute mancellation to go out to the bars with his friends, instead of going through with their plans of seeing a movie.

Mancellation by Connor Mantis October 30, 2010

Marcelina 

The true Goddess. Your light out shines the sun, your beauty out shines the moon. Stunningly beautiful, intellectual, spiritual, and bomb in bed. The intelligent wifey that all men want, the sexy Goddess only a Golden God could tame.

"U need to stop fucking with these basic bitches and get you a Marcelina."

Marcelina by Appolymi December 19, 2016

Marcelina 

A sexy, polish goddess. Though she might not get loads of love from friends, she sure does get a lot of love from guys. Everyone has a crush on this girl; they don't admit it but they really do love Marcelina! Since she makes most too shy to admit that they like her, her taste isn't the best. Her light outshines the sun and she is the most intelligent and optimistic person you will ever meet.

"You're not as good as Marcelina"

Marcelina by ThisBitchx October 24, 2018

Marcelina 

I realy beautiful girl who has dreamy eyes and gets all the boys she wants

Wow is that Marcelina damn she is gorgeous

Marcelina by Marcelinaawardsmarcelinaamedal October 16, 2019

Marcelinarose 

A Marcelinarose is a person who lacks originality in all shapes or forms. They leech off big twitter accounts within the Kingdom Hearts fandom such as Steamwhister2 and DreamingKass. If you challenge any of Marcelina’s point you will be blocked as she is incapable of defending her (steam’s points tbh) points. She’s like an child she says and does what she sees other people do.

Bret: hey man did you know insert points from a 400+ page doc
Jared: Quit being such a marcelinarose man! Frank already brought that up.

Marcelinarose by Dhwokwn October 14, 2021

mangelina 

an anorexic dude that is as skinny as Angelina

damn, Jason is turning into Mangelina.

mangelina by Lusus October 16, 2011