ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

You don’t get many of those to the pound

Archaic British expression usually referring to big tits (breasts) on a bird (female human).

Guy (seeing a girl with massive breasts) “You don’t get many of those to the pound”.

by keith from frimley November 13, 2022

Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

one body too many

Extreme Paranoia

It feels like One Body Too Many at this place.

by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023

why are there so many definitions of this

a word that means so many things that it is everything all at once.

"oh my god, why are there so many definitions of 'why are there so many definitions of this?'"

by penid 2 June 16, 2023

May your woes be many, and your days be few.

A phrase Gabriel says before teleporting away in his fights.

Gabriel:Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice! I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think… We will meet again, machine... May your woes be many, and your days be few.

by GabrielJudgeOfHell August 18, 2023

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023