Kiev Mule

A Moscow Mule, but cringier because it ignores the nuances of geopolitics and has no material affect on the war in Ukraine!
"Let's drop the Moscow and call it a Kiev Mule... Russia does't deserve such a yummy drink."
by Dadhole June 16, 2022
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Mule Bunker

Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.
So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
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Mule Days

A cousin courtship celebration, where everyone rides around in a 3 block radius and then goes home to sleep with their cousin.
I can’t wait for Mule Days! My cousion Becky has been looking fine lately
by Mule lover 69 September 21, 2023
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Mule Kick

A Perk in Call of Duty following the other few perks along with it, it grants the player a third slot for another weapon. This ‘third weapon’ can be lost when downed
Guy 1: Hey dude what perks do you have?
Guy 2: I have Mule Kick, and Juggernog.

Guy 1: That’s sick dude
Guy 2: Damn it I downed and lost my third gun.
by ryzkrispiez July 26, 2022
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Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.
"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."
by FigureskatingYASS February 04, 2022
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ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.
"At least I'm not dating some ranch mule!"
by Gobylo May 03, 2018
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Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka
A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!
by Wrg2017 July 07, 2018
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