messy thirds

getting to fuck a chick that both your boy and his boy got to fuck that night
Yo dude...i've got sloppy seconds on that bitch after our bro gets done fucking her...you can get messy thirds after I'm done beating that shit up...
by Brian F from Tampa April 27, 2007
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messy love

A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.
pure love by day...messy love by night

The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
by goodnightlila April 30, 2008
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Messy head

When a girl is giving you a head and is super messy with it spit and everything
The 🧠 was super messy
She gives the best messy head bro
by unknown_T1 February 12, 2021
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Messy Mike

When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit
My man recently just gave me a messy mike, had to clean for ages after
by SpaceSanctum August 13, 2017
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Lionel Messi

the Argentinian football/soccer player who was won 7 Ballon D'ors, 3 Champions League, 8 La Liga titles , 1 Ligue Un Title and several other trophies in football/soccer
Lionel Messi has scored in many games for FC Barcelona
by Leslie Monk August 24, 2022
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messy harp

The act of puking on a girl, out of nervousness, right after she takes her clothes off . You then need to refuse to clean her and and lift your hands and say "what you going to do"
I finally picked up a chick and I messy harp'd her, Boy was she mad.
by Bobby105 August 27, 2007
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messy mark

when you stick your dick in some chicks ass, and then she sucks/cleans your dick off in her mouth, named after Mark B. from Riverside
Kirk wanted to feel fresh and clean, so he specifically requested a Messy Mark.
by Theadoro April 19, 2005
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