Lionel Messi

the Argentinian football/soccer player who was won 7 Ballon D'ors, 3 Champions League, 8 La Liga titles , 1 Ligue Un Title and several other trophies in football/soccer

Lionel Messi has scored in many games for FC Barcelona

by Leslie Monk August 24, 2022

Messy head

When a girl is giving you a head and is super messy with it spit and everything

The 🧠 was super messy
She gives the best messy head bro

by unknown_T1 February 12, 2021

messy pancake

The act of ejaculating on a womans stomach. First used by Dane Cook in his Rough Around the Edges Tour

"Sometimes I pull out and make a messy pancake on her stomach."

by D-Boy856 December 27, 2007

Messy Mike

When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit

My man recently just gave me a messy mike, had to clean for ages after

by SpaceSanctum August 14, 2017

messy love

A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.

pure love by day...messy love by night

The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.

by goodnightlila April 29, 2008

Messy hoe

Trys to play part as a 'friend' when in ones home with the extremely high beliefs she is 'secretly' conversating with ones man.

Only a messy hoe will smile in your face while trying to get with your man at the same time.

by Shawtywithasmile December 14, 2018

messy mark

when you stick your dick in some chicks ass, and then she sucks/cleans your dick off in her mouth, named after Mark B. from Riverside

Kirk wanted to feel fresh and clean, so he specifically requested a Messy Mark.

by Theadoro April 18, 2005