McBLT

When two heterosexual males are forced by unforeseen circumstances to share the same bed. The two males start out laying at extreme edges of the bed to "keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold". However, most end up unconsciously spooning in the middle of the bed at some point in their sleep.

Herero Guy 1: "Uh oh. There are two of us heterosexual guys in this hotel room, but only one bed. I'm calling the front desk!"
Hetero Guy 2: "It's cool. We'll just McBLT this."
Hetero Guy 1: "Hot side hot, cold side cold!"

by Esor January 4, 2014

betty mcbet

like bet, but better.

yo, you wanna pick up chipotle?
betty mcbet, ive been craving chipotle

by joggermcjog May 1, 2021

Fatty McButterpants

Possibly the best thing you can call a fat person.

Hey Fatty McButterpants, are you going to down that Big Mac™?

by Kadman July 21, 2008

McButt

A big fatlarge ass found on American women that arises from spending way too much time eating at McDonalds. The kind of booty that hangs over the side of the bench as she is shoving down another quater-pounder with cheese.

OMFG that white women's McButt is hanging so low it touches the floor.

by MoneyG March 28, 2004

Molly McButter

The act of a man having sex with a woman by repeatedly stroking his penis under her armpit. The term is similar to armpit sex, the armpit fuck, or dick in a headlock. However, it differentiates itself through the use of household items such as butter, margarine or cream as a lubricant to entice the woman to lick the penis as it protrudes from her armpit.

Man, I got a mean burn in my armpit from a Molly McButter last night.

I had to de-grease my penis after giving some Molly McButter to my old lady.

by Metairie Eric February 13, 2009

McBooty

McBooty is the sexual act of buying a Big Mac from McDonalds. Then, while having a female or male ride on your penis. You pull apart the buns and press them against the butt cheeks of the female or male. Then, before ejaculating, ejaculate into the burger and make them eat it.

Man 1: Dude! Last night my girl finally tried the McBooty.
Man 2: How did she like it?
Man 1: She loved it!

by Indian-ana Jones December 6, 2012

Queefer McBeaver

Anyone who can make a girl Queef on demand.

Queefer McBeaver: "how many times did you cum"
Girl: "none"
Queefer McBeaver: "how many times did you queef"
Girl: "50"

by moke murder August 4, 2011