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"Dammit bro that nickel lay mattress back stole 200 bucks out my wallet before she caught her uber ride."
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The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister
Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress
Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress
Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.
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Get the The gang mattress mug.Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.
Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.
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Get the folded mattress mug.A burst mattress pertains to a vagina or gootherus that is not well kept. The pubic hair protrudes out the sides of the underwear, resembling a well worn mattress, with its stuffing coming through the seams
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