Matias

An absolute chad

An absolute chad, that's a matias

by Random perdón 19273 November 23, 2021

MATIAS

A massive grungehead who loves to down gallons of coffee and truckloads of cigarettes in a matter of seconds. He constantly praises John Sunday Perone and has a ding-dong the size of a skyscraper. If you snap the spaghetti while cooking, assume he'll teleport behind you, you're good as dead and he'll do unspeakable things with your remains. He's also a cool fella: if you're nice, he's nice, and he'll maybe even coach you through tough times.

Random person: ugh, this cooking pot is too little *proceeds to snap noodles*

Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.

by Fine Editor November 23, 2021

Matias

Very sexy guy that will end up with a handsome guy named christian lee bryant.
trust.

Matias: hey christian
Christian: I love you
Matias: I love you too!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

mariasimi

Mariasimi is an amazing person that will always stay by your side and they'll never leave you. You sould be really thankful if you have a friend named mariasimi. They are also very funny and beautiful with an amazing style.

person 1:omg your freinds name is Mariasimi you are so lucky

person 2:i know right

by anonymous November 24, 2021

maci7savage

A girl who lives in her own world and likes to never brush her hair and is known by her embarrassing post!

Oh do you know she’s a Maci7savage?

by tomatoalleyway November 24, 2021

marias

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marias exw gei gio px :dhmosthenhs

by kavliarhss November 25, 2021

Matias

A Matias is a person who seems like his name is Matias. Matias's can range from cool dudes to tryhards to rly fckin weird. But more often than not, a Matias is gröding harder thought possible

*Matias try harding at ping pong*
"Wowww, Matias you're such a fuckin matias fr tho"

by stubaOG January 25, 2022