Shut up and lick my balls
by Ben February 11, 2003
Get the Ball licker mug.The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
by RobTheReef July 4, 2009
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As I stood in the rotunda, surrounded by an expanding ocean of angry Americans, I felt the words, “Lock him up!” come rolling out of my throat.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2019
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by Patlacker May 25, 2010
Get the Couch Lock mug.Secretive Facebook page only for Marines and ‘Greenside’ Corpsmen. A literal ‘weapons free’ zone on Facebook. Anything and everything is allowed except for people being whiny bitches and reporting other peoples posts. We encourage shit talking, motivation, titties, memes, brotherhood and titties! Fuck you…..
"I got invited and accepted into the Whiskey Locker. Let's not fuck it up like those idiots at Marines United. Here's a picture of my wife's titties. Fuck you!"
by Echo 5 Charlie-HMFNIC August 28, 2017
Get the Whiskey Locker mug.A Zip-Lock Pussy is when a woman's vagina lips stick together and you have to pull them apart like a Zip-loc bag to separate them and have sex.
by ebghjebb October 5, 2016
Get the Zip-Lock Pussy mug.Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.
Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "
Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "
Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?
Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."
Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."
by matterri April 23, 2017
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