gamer lines

Permanent mark(s) on the belly, usually from a computer user sitting in his computer for too long. Usually occurs in gamers, computerholics, gamerholics, etc... Can be seen even if the user has not used the computer for a long time.

Gamer lines can be developed by following 4 easy steps:

1) Sit on your computer for a long time, for a period of one week.
2) Sit in different ways. Try putting your legs on your desk, or your feet on your desk, while crunched up. Have your left arm underneath your leg, in between your two legs.
3) Soon you'll start feeling the gamer lines developing on your belly. At first you might feel a slight pain within your stomach, but you will soon adapt to the change.
4) Once the gamer lines are fully developed, Take your shirt off, twist it around your head, Spin it like a helicopter, and enjoy your gamer lines.

*Takes shirt off before swimming*
John: Wtf?
Jason: Wat?
John: Wtf are those... lines??
Jason: Oh dude, dees my gamer lines. I got it within 2 days!
John: Sweet, I want some too.

*Before sex...*
Jason: Oh baby I'm sweaty, me take shirt off
Cindy: Eww gross
Jason: Ah goddamn it, not my gamer lines
Cindy: Gamer lines?
Jason: Yeah, my gamer lines.
Cindy: Heh, can I lick your gamer lines?
Jason: Uh... sure...

by Rodolfo S.J, September 28, 2006

Lindsey

The most beautiful girl you well ever meet she is so sweet and she tries her best to fix things and she is wonderful to talk to she is the best and her eyes you can stare at for ever like no lies so if you catch yourself a lindsey you better keep her because you well never fine yourself a better girlfriend

Hey their this girl I have a crush on oh yea that's Lindsey

by Kenny Jordan Wes February 5, 2017

tookus lingus

The very pleasurable sexual act of licking another person's anus/butthole; a fancier word for rimming, a rim job, tossing salad, analingus, or just plain eating ass.

Miranda: He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?

-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"

by JolieJulia April 30, 2006

Lindsay

Lindsay is a kind sweet caring girl that will make you feel like you won the lottery she is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet and she is very beautiful her personality is one of a kind Lindsay is a dream girl who has it all a nice,sweet and genuine personality,good looks,and an amazing body she is really sweet when you get to know her but if you fuck with her she'll put you in your spot real quick but other than that she's a sweet girl and is worth every second spent getting to know her

Lindsay is going to be happy when she sees me at her job tommorow.

by Zachary Mckay July 2, 2018

Connie Lingus

The feminine equivalent of Phil Atio.

Joe is such a loser. He swears his new girlfriend's name is actually Connie Lingus.

by Jake in NYC December 28, 2005

Lindsay Brohan

A nickname for the newly openly gay actress Lindsay Lohan. Because she is now lesbian, she is now considered a "bro."

PAPARAZZI: Lindsay!! Lohan!! This way!
*NO RESPONSE*
UPDATED PAPARAZZI: Lindsay Brohan!! Over here!
*BOOM. New lesbo shot for Highlights Magazine.. Sweet dreams children of our future*

by BeccaQuinlan February 19, 2009

lindsay lohan

slang for cocaine, when you can't say "cocaine" out loud

Hey, can I get some lindsay lohan tonite?

by Leah M February 12, 2008