linolstunks

a commitment or promise to someone, that is extremely strong.

Boy: I linolstunks that I will never cheat on you again
Gilr: awwww, you're soo sweet.

by felele ralala November 6, 2010

linopanda

a tall geeky half dark elf - half panda - dwelling in the realms of the Forest lake in the hidden kingdom dedicated to fighting in the everlasting battle for Geekness and Entrepreneurdom

Thanks goodness, Linopanda, you saved my life - you are my hero!

A long long time ago, when I was still a child a troop lead by linopanda rescued our village...

by radosokoala January 13, 2012

linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.

The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

linyards

Marijuana of the highest quality, a strain or bud that contains a large amount of resin, pungent smell and a potent effect.

When your boy Damon hit you up for the fire he tells you to come correct with the linyards

by Trillslabber January 13, 2016

LINO

Laptop In Name Only
A 'laptop' so big and heavy, you can't really put it on your lap.

Dude, you said you were buying a laptop, that's a LINO!!

by Milanifan January 2, 2017

Linyin

An ugly short ass bitch

Linyin is...

by Linyin is ugly April 18, 2018

Lino Dino

A generalised pornstar name for anyone named Linus.

Lino Dino was having a great time last night.

by LinoDino August 18, 2017