Minecraft

Minecraft is a game originally created in 2009 (but it's "full version" was released in 2011).

It is a game about building, destroying, mining, cold blooded murder and even more building!

You only need to play once to become addicted....and once you are....you'll never see the daylight again.... It's sort of like a legal alternative to crack.

EXAMPLE 1: Asking your pal to go to the bar with you (featuring JackSepticEye)

Jack: Top 'o' the mornin' to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to Minecraft!

Jeff: Hey Jack, wanna go to the pub and get drunk?

Jack: FUCK OFF I'M PLAYING MINECRA- OH SHIT A CREEPER!

EXAMPLE 2: Horribly Failed Science Experiment (Featuring Dan and Trayaurus from the Diamond Minecart)

Dan: What have you done here Trayaurus?!

Dr Trayaurus: Hmm.

Dan: You've possibly broken the entirety of minecra- Oh my goodness. ALL OF THE BLOCKS ARE GONE!

by DerpzGames December 14, 2015

Minecraft

A game where you can build anything with bricks
There are also different modes:
-Survival: A game where you have to dodge and kill numberious monsters
-Indev: Here you have to gain recrouces to build a fort, weapons and food (only avaialble if you buy the game)
-Free mode: build freely whatever you want with unlimited recources

You can also play online with it with user created servers
but in here you find tons of griefers if you dont protect your creations right

Creative builder: hey wtf what happened to my minecraft structure
Griefer: pwnd ya
Griefer has been banned.
Op: pwnd ya harder

by Spoon3r91 April 17, 2010

Minecraft

The best game ever made. If that little fucker Jermeysays otherwise, fuck his mom.

You: Hey Jermey, want to play Minecraft later?

Jermey: No, fuck you bitch I play Fortnite
Jermey’s mom: mmmmm yes HARDER DADDY PLEASE MMMMM AHH YESSSSS

by Hey Bryce what do April 8, 2019

Minecraft good fortnite bad

A word used by redditards who thinks it’s fucking funny and gets upvoted for saying this retarted word. They also shove this word in everyone’s faces for playing fortnite instead of minecraft

Me: Plays fortnite

Redditards: MINECRAFT GOOD FORTNITE BAD KENAU REEVES MOMENT NOT WHOLESOME SHSHSBSBSNJSKWKSKSJSUSUSH

Me: Holy shit your actually retarted

by nobruhwhy September 26, 2020

minecraft illuminati

When you Google something and Minecraft appears. This literally can occur when ANYTHING is googled and is usually one of the top websites, images or videos. This can even occur when something isn't even in the. It's as if Minecraft is always watching. Similar effects can be observed

Person 1: I searched "How to get to the moon" and it came up with "How to get to the moon on Minecraft"
Person 2: Well yeah, everything you search comes up with Minecraft.
Person 1: Minecraft illuminati man, minecraft illuminati...

by danaxleer January 16, 2015

Minecraft

Cure for all sex

OMG Minecraft cured my sex

by LolCringe October 20, 2019

Minecrafter

An epic gamer that plays Minecraft.

“That epic Minecrafter over there is epic!”

by chconly July 12, 2019