saw that coming like a fat man round the corner

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'

Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

by LingoLover August 24, 2009

I don't like you in that way

A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.

Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*

Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*

by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006

I got that Whiskey that you like!

While at a bar, during closing time. A member of the same sex, notices what you are drinking, and approaches you to say they have that same liquor at their house. Where as, you wake the next morning, finding yourself naked, tied to the bed, and have a ball gag in your mouth.

This nice man from the bar told me "I got that Whiskey that you like!" at my house. He poured me a glass, I woke up tied to the bed, and with a sore ass!

by Fuzzy43 March 14, 2009

slurp that pussy like water

When that pussy so good you gotta slurp that shit like it’s water nigga

Tyrone- I slurped her pussy so good last night
Paul- Did you slurp that pussy like water?
Tyrone- Hell yeah nigga

by SlaveOwner74 November 28, 2017

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.

Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 12, 2017

That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say

Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"

by URBANNEDICK May 13, 2015