Laundry Kitten

When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten

"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"

"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"

by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013

laundry hell

Laundry hell is a laundry situation that has gotten utterly out of control. Huge piles of laundry are in every room. Sometimes even renting a small trailer in order to haul all of the laundry off to the laundry mat seems to be in order. During an extreme case a person could run an entire town out of quarters before it is over.

I've got so much laundry to do I feel like I've died and gone to laundry hell.

by Challbaby82 June 20, 2016

laanderia

laanderia is a girl who is black with curly hair and is also the whitest black person ever

laanderia is my bestfriend

by never0_0loved October 25, 2017

Lauderdale

Lauderdale is a small town close to Minneapolis and Saint Paul. It is nice but according to research there is something in the water that makes the people of the town dingy as f. Besides the odd people of this town it is world famous for its dog park and hockey rink, so just remember if you come bring your own water

What’s the matter with Seth?something seems off with him

nothing he’s just from lauderdale!

by Athleticd88 July 9, 2018

Laundry Chute

Getting rid of a drunk girl by putting her in an elevator and pressing the lobby button.

Dude 1: Where is Brittany?
Dude 2: I'm pretty sure that Dale laundry chuted her.

Dude: Ugh, Patricia is being mad annoying. I'm gonna laundry chute that bitch.

by AlyB December 2, 2019

Laundry Crumbs

The few remaining pieces of clothing that are at the bottom of a dryer (consisting usually of socks and underwear).

"Hold that thought, I'm just going to go empty the dryer."

"Okay, don't forget to check for laundry crumbs!"

by Momochki1 June 27, 2020

Launde

It's a Hindi word used to describe both your homies and the fuckers that you hate

Zaid 'launde' kaha jaara?

Translation :-Zaid, where you going homie? or Zaid, where the fuck you going you son of a bitch?!

by Vizion_17 November 6, 2020