Lard IV

Making someone not fat more fat

Did you see that tiny chick? She needs a lard iv.

by The Skinny Police June 6, 2009

Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.

Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle

by Dingleoid January 29, 2019

Jacko-lard

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

fat lard

mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school

“mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
“what a fat lard”

by yeedleskadeedle March 30, 2019

Himp lard

A hard and limp dick.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend yesterday, but he was too busy having a himp lard all night!

by LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_ May 7, 2018

Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

Lard

Best example: in the tags down below

Sofia is such a lard

by bobcat bob November 5, 2021