lapoofed

Lapoofed is the bull shit that a federal agent feeds the average person in order to sustain his anonymity or to gather useful information to fuck anyone that stands in his way of being an all around bad person.

Officer Richard just fed those kids all kinds of lapoofed and they ate it up.

by Trickglock May 21, 2019

Laptop Back

Spending an excessive amount of time on the Brickie’s Laptops.

Boys I can’t come tonight I have a serious case of laptop back.

by Davico June 30, 2019

Laptop

A trash gaming device

Wow that must be a laptop it suck at gaming

by What thr May 5, 2020

laptop

a low level pc

pc is better than laptop

by there're August 7, 2020

Laptopoop

When your laptop is so crappy, it's literally a piece of shit
When you are on the loo and you are using your laptop

Urgh ffs, I hate my laptopoop
I need to buy laptop because my current laptopoop is so annoying

by ifyouknowwhothisiscongrats October 12, 2020

laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)

Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.

by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020

Lapooshie

It’s another word for pussy,vagina,Fanny

I want to feel your lapooshie

by Babra bae March 21, 2021