flying ladder

When a man with a Jacob’s ladder piercing stands on a bed and another person assumes the position of face down ass up on the floor, the man jumps off the bed and flys into the other person.

Hey Jamie I tried the Flying Ladder last night, I almost broke my dick but it was totally worth it.

by Rumpleforeskim September 28, 2022

can you stop shaking the ladder

oh shit.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words.
can you stop shaking the ladder?

by i4ba6g4rigt February 27, 2024

Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 20, 2020

Ladder

A object used to obtain more height when doing tasks

Someone’s with rungs

The lash bed identifies as a ladder

by Rodney007 April 29, 2024

ladder sex

When one partner is much taller than the other. The shorter uses an actual ladder to perform perfect cunnilingus or fellatio.

"You too short, you cant suck this dick even standing! Time for ladder sex fellow cellmate."

by 420CakeDay July 29, 2018

Ubisoft Ladder

A ladder place in such a way that it leads to nowhere or a ladder that is completely useless.

When I was at work as I lineman I ended up climbing a Ubisoft Ladder and almost fell 30 feet

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Shake a dwarf off a ladder

A disturbance or commotion

Wow, that could shake a dwarf off a ladder!

by coolguy1616 August 10, 2025