lolbvs

laugh out loud but very serious

I hate listening to myself sing on tape lolbvs

by HipHop Philosophy Radio April 26, 2017

Lolly

usually a dumb blonde, but the appearance can vary. If a lolly comes into your life prepare for a storm of drama and a whole lotta lies. Lollys are manipulative people who can get inside hour head more than any others. If a lolly comes into your life it’s best to lol and walk the other way. maybe they will even run off to canada so be careful

That Girl with all those boys is such a lolly.

by Pinehurstgang May 18, 2020

Lobbyist

Someone who gives up on helping the average American and sells his/her soul to make way more money. Then justifies it by saying something like “I need to make a living for my family” or some bullshit like that

The boy was raised by a single mother working hard for her children, and then he grew up and was hired as a lobbyist to represent Corporate America to cut all Maternity leave proposals from Congressional bills because money single mothers reduce Corporate American Executive bonuses.

by Shitty_english_teacher November 9, 2021

Lobby Lizard

A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.

I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.

by Jeaniesgotagun April 5, 2022

Dripping Lolly

STD-infested penis, vagina, or asshole that is in desperate need of a penecillin injection. It generally drips seamen, pussy juice, or ass juice between tricks and back onto the dance floor.

Anna's dripping lolly left a mess on my new shag carpeting.

by PervArtistry1016 January 9, 2010

dandy lolly

A person who crushes up lollipops and snorts it to get a sugar rush causing them to act crazy and happy.

Yo I snorted a lot of crushed lollipops I feel like a dandy lolly.

by slowbucks December 1, 2016

Swagg Lobby

A term to describe a lobby full of rookie players (also known as a ‘bot lobby’) in a video game mocking the YouTuber Swagg and his warzone content as people see his content as reverse boosted.

Person 1: “Hey man, This game seems like a Swagg Lobby with how bad these dudes are at it”
Person 2: “Yeah, I got 10 kills so far and the game has just started, these guys barely aim”

by 7kandyy July 2, 2021