Kensington kite

A plastic bag that blows aimlessly down the street. Most commonly seen down Kensington streets; these plastic shopping bags are as common as a tumbleweed in the desert. Never seen in the suburbs always found in rough parts of the city.

“Yo bruh, this part of town fucked up.”
“Yeah, there’s a lotta Kensington kites blowin round out here.”

Father: “Son, me and your mother are visiting you this weekend please send us the address”
Son: “Ok, but I live off campus you’re not gonna like my area. The police call it the bottom of the barrel.”
Father: “I’m sure it’s not that bad”
Arrival: “Oh my God, look at those fiends on the corner shooting up. And Honey look out for that Kensington kite!”
Text Message to Son: “On Second thought, slugger why don’t you come home next weekend. Your mother isn’t feeling that well.”

by Yung Puck March 8, 2020

kenkin

Brave, fearless and trustworthy. Cunning and productive

The kenkin warrior thrashed through the enemy's.

by Steve King September 20, 2020

kenkin

Brave and corauges

The kenkin warrior struck his enemy

by Steve King September 20, 2020

Kentished

(verb) Past tense of Kentish. The act of (a computer) to randomly fault and display a blue screen before shutting down.

My laptop has just fucking Kentished for the fourth time today!

by big_nuts October 30, 2020

kensington kiss

The Meaty tail part of a duck, like a Parsons nose but more ducky.

We both love the Kensington kiss sweetheart, but tonight you may have the honours.

by Vegemite or poo November 12, 2020

kentie

When your innocent but someone insists you're an impostor because he's dumb af 😭

I can't believe he sussed me. It's not my fault he didn't hear the door open; I was kentied.

by gobarbarago October 9, 2020

kenmin

you are a procrastinator but because of it you tried you hardest to get back the time by learning about everything, people, feelings, the world, god, education, ANIME

i am kenmin (bob)

by thebob1 October 11, 2020