Kardashian Sisters

a new band that is yet to form involving celebrities who became famous because their parents are rich and are somewhat attractive. they will perform on a television station and eventually get their own show called, "Kardashian." One will get married and disappear from television, another will change from a pop rock singer into a rapper, the other will briefly date miley cyrus and similar celebrities. like all other superfluous musicians today, they will either disappear from the public spectrum or be caught sending nude pictures to a friend before miraculously recovering and becoming a very shitty actress

Jen: hey do you like the kardashian sisters!!! omg i love ks!!! kim is so hotttttt!!!! we should TOTALLLI SI UH CONSERTTTA!!

Bob: actually men like musicians based on ability, not money and looks. kinda like how we choose women to date.

by black one July 6, 2011

kardashiwank

The act of being horny but tired to the point that you can only be bothered to Google Kim Kardashian for a cheeky five knuckle shuffle.

I was knackered last night so I just had a Kardashiwank.

by Mr AAnderson July 29, 2016

Kardashian'd

Extreme plastic surgery of the buttock or breast.

"Did you see Brittany?"
"Yeah, man. Her titties are so Kardashian'd!"

by CaptainThickStick123 May 26, 2016

kardashian snow blower

The act of placing cocaine around a person's anus and simultaneously inhaling while they fart, thus creating an invigorating sensual experience.

I gave that b**** a Kardashian snow blower....B****** love Kardashian snow blowers!

by samIam309 January 23, 2017

kardashian

what you would use to mop the floor a janitors mop bucket aka girl friend

hay girl come i need you to clean my dance floor. keep in mind this is after a party never ever try watching keeping up with the kardashians

by dynamix691 March 20, 2017

Kardashian’s Playbook

Where one uses all types of tricks and lies for publicity.

“You see how Carrie Underwood kept hyping her face injury right before her ACM performance, but she just ended up looking amazing?”

“Yeah she got dat out of the Kardashian’s Playbook.”

by Starmel April 16, 2018

Kardashians

Like palm trees. They're pretty but do what purpose do they serve?

Guy 1: Bro, did you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?

Guy2: Haha palm trees

Guy 1: What?

by fattynooblife June 27, 2018