Kardashian'd

Extreme plastic surgery of the buttock or breast.

"Did you see Brittany?"
"Yeah, man. Her titties are so Kardashian'd!"

by CaptainThickStick123 May 26, 2016

Kim Kardashian'd

Getting up on stage because you look good;

then promptly getting kicked off because you're not entertaining.. at all.

Lead Singer: "Did you see that chick I Kim Kardashian'd last night?"
Drummer: "Yea, what was she doing up there?"
Lead Singer: "I don't know. She looked good, but then she just stood there."

by MKEQM February 26, 2011

Kardashian

Annoying phenomenon.

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.

by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

kardashianism

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.

After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.

by Stewardess14 May 10, 2014

The Kardashians

Every type of cancer.

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"

by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

Kunt Kardashian

slang from Kim Kardashian and her dumb, rich, bitch, greedy attitudes and her slutty lifestyle.

Kim: I just made 18 Million on my wedding!
Random person: Yeah and it only lasted 72 days....
Random person 2: There's starving children in Africa you Kunt Kardashian

by Kris Humphries November 3, 2011

Kourtney Kardashian

The only Kardashian-Jenner that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Khloe Kardashian is telling her to die with a good Snapchat going through.

"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Kourtney Kardashian

by evelynjean May 20, 2020