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cock-knocker

1. A person, usually a male homosexual, who grabs or brushes up against the genitalia of men, in a playful or sexual way.

2. A woman who pleasures a man with her knockers, usually followed by having him ejaculate on her breasts and/or face.
1. That guy Jay grabbed Brodie's and TS's cock in Mallrats. What a cock-knocker.

2. Did you see that porno where Savannah cock-knocked a guy and he came all over her tits?
by calweycn January 3, 2009
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Flab Knocker

A pair of female breasts that are made completly out of flab.
EWWW DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS TITS?!

I know! They were obvioulsy flab knockers!
by atomic thigh clap August 2, 2011
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Taco Knocker

A female who is known to perform a sexual act with another female known as "Knocking Tacos" bumping uglies instead of the use of a male
She is fine, huh. Too bad the bitch is a Taco Knocker.
by DICK,DICKll,LADYDICK December 7, 2009
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apple knocker

Last game we got beaten by apple knockers!
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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cod knocker

a guy who constantly grabs and adjust his privates
man, that dude at the bar is constantly playing with his junk, he's such a cod knocker.
by redneckpirate September 20, 2009
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fart knocker

n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.
Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.
by camp lickalotta March 13, 2008
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hob-knocker

"He called me a hob-knocker. I don't even know what that means!"
by most epic person February 7, 2009
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