mike jones

a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.

Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.

by Morgan April 22, 2005

Jonesy

The blonde default mf from Fortnite

Lmao this Jonesy is so bad a building.

by Zoost September 21, 2018

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

One of the greatest bands known to ever grace god's green earth. Over their rocky history their has been over 40 members in the band, including the lead singer of Dead Meadow, Black Rebel Motorcycle Gang, and The Outcrowd. They play a mixture of shoegaze and 60s revival psychedelic rock which will blow your mind. Their lead singer and band nebulous is Anton Newcombe, a musical genius who has struggled through countless drug addictions. Recently the rockumentary DIG! was made about their history.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre is greatest band on earth. period.

by Jeremey Dawson November 27, 2007

Mick Jones

The guitarist for the legendary punk band,The Clash.
Born on June 26th,1955 as Michael Geoffery Jones. His mom was Jewish. I don't know if he is. Mick got booted out of The Clash,because of his and Joe's unability to get along,yeah,something like that. Mick kinda did coccaine a bit,and he was a stubborn bastard. He also was anti-violence. YAY MICK JONES RULES!!!!!

"The bestest guitarist in the world is Mick Jones!!!!"
"Gah! You idiot! Not Mike Jones,MICK Jones!"
"Yay Mick Jones rules all!"

by Brandi O. October 12, 2005

desoto jones

Kick ass band that everyone has heard but just didn't know it. As heard on MTV and multiple other medium. The guys in the band are great people who only slang top flight broads. I once defeated the bass player in NCAA Football 95 on a last minute 85 yard half back option run.

Hey are those the guys in Desoto Jones? I heard they know K-Baugh

by Baugh316 May 29, 2009

Boner Jones

A bad wingman who gets a clear boner in front of the girl of desire and sends her away in disgust. This guy is usually hated amongst the group for his literal "cock block".

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you get Casey's number?
Guy 2:No, thanks to Boner Jones over here she blew me off!

by GooseBombBrothers December 17, 2011

mike jones

Mike Jones, only rapper alive that's only word he knows is his own name; What you actually don't know, he's not kidding when he asks "What's my name?", He just has short term memory and can't remember his name

What's my name? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones

by JohnBrom August 8, 2005