Johnny-No-Stars

A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.

The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?

Johnny-No-Stars: Er...

by Fete January 9, 2006

Johnny Joestar

Disabled mf from JoJos 7. wears a hoodie cus that nigga got drip

Ayo there go Johnny Joestar He be lookin fresh in that hoodie

by HornyAss778 March 2, 2021

Johnny Threechord

Another name for Jimmy Buffett. He plays three chords on his guitar and every one of his songs sounds the same but he capitalized on a niche market so he still makes money. He is not that talented but the man knows how to make cash...

Guy 1: Jimmy Buffett is not that talented.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.

by ZetaPhi1012 August 11, 2010

Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.

He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.

by jesster79 January 25, 2005

johnny package

n. A generic term that refers to any bland airheaded male, like a frat boy or underwear model. His signficant other is named "Muffy Imeasy."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

Johnny Ramone

Guitarist for legendary punk band Ramones.

Rest in peace, Johnny.

by Evil Bella September 16, 2004

johnny cash

The god of all that is music today.

you know johnny cash? yeah he was the one who started it all

by bfofo July 5, 2006