jebus

Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.

Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.

Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus!

by GrifMoNeY March 30, 2004

mano jobs

really cute gals giving expert hand jobs

your mum gives mano jobs really fucking well.

by Mr. Plow 2010 January 8, 2010

Joust

Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.

"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"

"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"

by Highena April 8, 2009

Wang Jousting

Jousting with ones wang.

I wang joust you for your cookie.

by Jesus July 12, 2004

jebus

holy transportation

"I'm goin' to church!"
"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"

"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"

by Fun-Sized.Fantastico March 28, 2010

Jousting

Sex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional.

"The wife let me try jousting her last night"
"Be careful man, that can cause internal bleeding"

by Napolean Bonapert April 20, 2013

boner joust

When two people fight only using their erections.

I am the boner jousting champion.

by triplekinks May 8, 2006