when your girl wants to get pregnant so she steals your jizz and makes a batch of muffins and shoves them uphere cooch
i want to jizzmuffin
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Jizmo 'jesus' Venables. An avantgarde noise music composer, from Coventry, a place where music is just noise and his father made a humble living distributing for the Avon company. Some call him a maverick, some a genius , but you know what yeah he's alright.
by CovyCunt January 17, 2024
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jih-nih-MOH-tré
a word derived from nothing but a collection of familiar combinations of letters.
it would mean nothing to anyone besides me if i weren't to create this definition.
so why did i create it?
it represents this very existential question about what language really means, how people like you and me interpret a simple combination of line strokes, how they are given meaning.
in other words, "jinimotre" is a result of overthinking language.
and despite it not being derived from any other word, it is completely and utterly unoriginal in nature. many think the exact same way as i do, but at least they're not crazy enough to write it into urban dictionary.
jih-nih-MOH-tré
a word derived from nothing but a collection of familiar combinations of letters.
it would mean nothing to anyone besides me if i weren't to create this definition.
so why did i create it?
it represents this very existential question about what language really means, how people like you and me interpret a simple combination of line strokes, how they are given meaning.
in other words, "jinimotre" is a result of overthinking language.
and despite it not being derived from any other word, it is completely and utterly unoriginal in nature. many think the exact same way as i do, but at least they're not crazy enough to write it into urban dictionary.
jerry: hey ben! wanna go grab some ice cream?
ben: what does "ice cream" really mean? why do i understand what it means? it's just a collection of sounds and yet, it carries meaning, how do i know exactly what you're talking about?
jerry: knock it off, master of jinimotre. we all know it's a result of countless years of exposure and associating sounds and letters with ideas, objects, and people. your brain is a learning machine that finds meaning in these patterns.
ben: perhaps, but it still feels weird. i'm going to dive further into an existential crisis and think myself to death
jerry: bruh
ben: what does "ice cream" really mean? why do i understand what it means? it's just a collection of sounds and yet, it carries meaning, how do i know exactly what you're talking about?
jerry: knock it off, master of jinimotre. we all know it's a result of countless years of exposure and associating sounds and letters with ideas, objects, and people. your brain is a learning machine that finds meaning in these patterns.
ben: perhaps, but it still feels weird. i'm going to dive further into an existential crisis and think myself to death
jerry: bruh
by anonym_1924940 February 1, 2026
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A wordplay off of the movie Chisum, where a bit of a song snippet went....'Chisum, John Chisum'.
Also, something a male will do in his pants with his weenus.
A wordplay off of the movie Chisum, where a bit of a song snippet went....'Chisum, John Chisum'.
Also, something a male will do in his pants with his weenus.
Jizm, John Jizm 1st Boy: John sure shot a big load of jizm on her back.
2nd Boy: Jizm, John Jism.
Jism, John Jizm sure can shoot a load of jizm.
2nd Boy: Jizm, John Jism.
Jism, John Jizm sure can shoot a load of jizm.
by RebDav March 18, 2026
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by Squachy September 11, 2025
Get the Jizzmopper mug.To Mog someone with jizz. To establish dominance over someone by ejaculating onto them, or (should you want to avoid prison) ejaculating onto an image of them and displaying it to them. (Commonly done using an iPhone for its luminescent qualities)
“ya bro last week Sarah from geometry class called Derek a dick so after school we all jizzmogged her by coming on our iPhones and posting the pics on her tweet”
by jizszermogger December 5, 2025
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